Tidbits worth saving:
People say I'm either bragging or rationalizing. But that's not so bad.
My kind of man, lovin' my brother, lovin' the land.
No land is dead where there's water.
Old Transmission Whine.
If the answer comes too slowly, will the question fade away?
From the womb to the tomb you let me down.
Choose a blind of synthetic fabric. You gonna die!
Guidelines For Modern Living
Fluid Freak
Safety In Numbers
Modern Indian Names:
Cindy, Cindy, she's our man
Patience Pending
Midol Baby, what a drag.
Golly, golly .. got the "Bruno Mali Blues".
She's my Massengill baby and I'm her Aqua Velva man.
As long as there is nothing else wrong with me, it's O.K. to indulge
in these little fetishes.
With my kind of woman holding my hand, I'll do what I can.
No heart is sad when there's love.
Now you say that you want me to try again.
From the crib to the crypt it was a trip.
And the body assigned to me was far from the perfect specimen you promised.
How to grade your marijuana:
3. Here to there
2. There to everywhere
1. Everywhere all at once
"Melancholy Baby" is poured on your family tree.
Your liquid morals and impotent branches disagree.
(with Bill McKay)
They say there's safety in numbers,
but that's not so with three.
Especially, when she knows about you, and both of you know
about me!
Awesome Arrow
Limp Lizard
Little Dealer
Keeps her pecker in a can.
Plucks her eyebrows
Paints her lips
And prays each night for bigger tits.
Midol Baby's on the rag, tonight.
And it hurts real bad from my hat down to my shoes.
I'm goin' to tell my baby, I'm tired of being used.
She's my Massengill baby and I'm her Aqua Velva man.
We both got a thing about smellin' the best we can.
